New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

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New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

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Post by plant.one » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:54 am

i thought that was a NZ sign :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

Post by GregP42 » Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:16 am

I thought it was Scottish myself. They wear kilts because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. :lol:
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Re: New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

Post by dellet » Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:26 am

Don't worry about it Smus. I first thought I would lose a lot of money when that law was passed, but now I think it will help business.

This year instead of just sheep, ALL of the animals on the farm will be available to you guys. I will have the "companion animal" certifications finished by the time you arrive.

I'll still honor the price since you and Plant booked early, but now that all the "companions" are certified, you will be allowed to take them to your favorite restaurants or to the movies. It will be just like a regular date for you two.

Next year the price structure will be, hourly, daily or the complete "companion escort weekend" where you buy three days and the fourth is free.

Just so I know, will ewe two want the twins again the first night? or was it the boar and bull special that you two booked?
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Re: New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

Post by smustian » Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:48 am

I am afraid that I will have to turn your offer down. A quick Google search says that there is no such thing as a "virgin" sheep, cow or buffalo in Montana. You cowboys have taken care of that on your drunken weekends. I wish you well in your new business venture.

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Re: New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

Post by Dolomite_Supafly » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:57 pm

smustian wrote:I am afraid that I will have to turn your offer down. A quick Google search says that there is no such thing as a "virgin" sheep, cow or buffalo in Montana. You cowboys have taken care of that on your drunken weekends. I wish you well in your new business venture.
Wait a minute, you mean to tell me there are no more virgin animals in Montana? I have already booked another all inclusive "72 Virgins" package at Dellet's. It included unlimited udder dances, sheep shearing (my favorite!), and goat raslin'.

Are you sure there are no more virgin sheep? I guess the virgin wool industry is going down the gutter as well.
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Re: New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

Post by plant.one » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:11 pm

Dolomite_Supafly wrote: Are you sure there are no more virgin sheep? I guess the virgin wool industry is going down the gutter as well.

there's aplenty of virgin wool available - i mean they gotta do something with the ugly sheep! :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by smustian » Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:57 pm

Dolomite_Supafly wrote: Wait a minute, you mean to tell me there are no more virgin animals in Montana? I have already booked another all inclusive "72 Virgins" package at Dellet's. It included unlimited udder dances, sheep shearing (my favorite!), and goat raslin'.

Are you sure there are no more virgin sheep? I guess the virgin wool industry is going down the gutter as well.
Dellet is running a scam. He must be in some hard times. Yes there is still virgin wool available in stores. Label says it is from Texas. As cold as it gets in Montana in winter, you can see how all this happened. :P

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Re: New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

Post by r.tenorio671 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: New Montana Law - Dellet Crying

Post by Dolomite_Supafly » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:44 pm

smustian wrote:
Dolomite_Supafly wrote: Wait a minute, you mean to tell me there are no more virgin animals in Montana? I have already booked another all inclusive "72 Virgins" package at Dellet's. It included unlimited udder dances, sheep shearing (my favorite!), and goat raslin'.

Are you sure there are no more virgin sheep? I guess the virgin wool industry is going down the gutter as well.
Dellet is running a scam. He must be in some hard times. Yes there is still virgin wool available in stores. Label says it is from Texas. As cold as it gets in Montana in winter, you can see how all this happened. :P
That isn't exactly true. Virginia has plenty of virgin sheep as well. But not because they haven't tried, the pick up lines they use on their cousins don't work so well on sheep.
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